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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 184 | 10% |
| Smokes | 714 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 252 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 616 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,127 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkeyman677 | 46% | 28 |
| #2 | Seni Rose | 45% | 67 |
| #3 | CameronLMAO | 40% | 106 |
| #4 | Foxo16 | 34% | 238 |
| #5 | Unkel Stuart | 32% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxo16 | 30 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | CameronLMAO | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Monkeyman677 | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Seni Rose | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | deathangel_adc | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxo16 | 398 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | CameronLMAO | 201 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Unkel Stuart | 59 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Seni Rose | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | deathangel_adc | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CameronLMAO | +4.56 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | Unkel Stuart | +1.50 | 47 | 49 |
| #3 | Seni Rose | -0.36 | 22 | 38 |
| #4 | Foxo16 | -0.55 | 24 | 41 |
| #5 | deathangel_adc | -1.05 | 12 | 30 |





