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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2808 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2404 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1123 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,617 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gloriousnug | 50% | 44 |
| #2 | Daay | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | Seni Rose | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | Unkel Stuart | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | Xander Tyra | 40% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Seni Rose | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | Unkel Stuart | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | Xander Tyra | 40% | 106 |
| #6 | Foxo16 | 39% | 79 |
| #7 | ✈F3NT! | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daay | 21 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Foxo16 | 12 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | gloriousnug | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | ✈F3NT! | 7 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | Xander Tyra | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daay | 174 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Foxo16 | 156 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✈F3NT! | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | gloriousnug | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Seni Rose | 32 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daay | +2.71 | 58 | 59 |
| #2 | Unkel Stuart | +1.71 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | CameronLMAO | +1.35 | 52 | 56 |
| #4 | gloriousnug | +1.33 | 48 | 35 |
| #5 | Seni Rose | -1.43 | 21 | 40 |





