








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2198 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2570 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2485 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,050 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dydy | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | 63% | 54 |
| #3 | PLI$$KEN | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | magistral | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | SaekO N°2 | 56% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaekO N°2 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Nummer #. 3 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Dydy | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaekO N°2 | 254 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | 135 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Antall #. 2 | 105 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nummer #. 3 | 82 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Saekod IV | 61 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLI$$KEN | +3.10 | 92 | 55 |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | +3.04 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | Nummer #. 3 | +1.80 | 69 | 79 |
| #4 | Antall #. 2 | +1.69 | 61 | 75 |
| #5 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +0.06 | 57 | 67 |





