








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 314 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5732 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4764 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1796 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3173 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $913,650 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | why u peek? | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | wasd | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Ninjawi | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | m0m3nt | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | pinguSツ | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | why u peek? | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | wasd | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Ninjawi | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | m0m3nt | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | pinguSツ | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0m3nt | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | wasd | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0m3nt | 205 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ninjawi | 73 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | pinguSツ | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | why u peek? | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | wasd | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | why u peek? | +5.57 | 93 | 33 |
| #2 | m0m3nt | +0.55 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | pecea parcel | +0.13 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | Ninjawi | -0.09 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | wasd | -1.25 | 63 | 14 |





