








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8926 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5447 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4789 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5697 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,304,881 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [h^2a] Cherpyy | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | headshot0% | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | Meggonen | 50% | 130 |
| #4 | Helvijs Saukants | 47% | 119 |
| #5 | Louie | 47% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Louie | 47% | 111 |
| #6 | Ninjawi | 47% | 424 |
| #7 | pinguSツ | 45% | 378 |
| #8 | pecea parcel | 45% | 49 |
| #9 | que pro | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinguSツ | 65 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Ninjawi | 64 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Meggonen | 34 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | Louie | 17 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Helvijs Saukants | 10 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninjawi | 1630 | 0.19 | 34 min |
| #2 | pinguSツ | 725 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Helvijs Saukants | 525 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | Louie | 405 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | pecea parcel | 318 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecea parcel | +1.42 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | m0m3nt | +1.30 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | [h^2a] Cherpyy | +0.57 | 71 | 44 |
| #4 | pinguSツ | +0.16 | 64 | 34 |
| #5 | headshot0% | -0.21 | 74 | 53 |





