








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1070 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3915 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2110 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3694 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3605 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,042,561 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seby | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 55% | 189 |
| #3 | m1nto | 53% | 176 |
| #4 | kobii™ | 53% | 388 |
| #5 | Sm0xy | 53% | 390 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 55% | 189 |
| #3 | m1nto | 53% | 176 |
| #4 | kobii™ | 53% | 388 |
| #5 | Sm0xy | 53% | 390 |
| #6 | Voonix | 40% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm0xy | 39 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | kobii™ | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Voonix | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | m1nto | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobii™ | 1821 | 0.23 | 47 min |
| #2 | Sm0xy | 1055 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #3 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 647 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | m1nto | 617 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #5 | seby | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seby | +5.02 | 94 | 69 |
| #2 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | +3.67 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | kobii™ | +2.07 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | Sm0xy | +1.31 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | m1nto | +0.19 | 72 | 65 |





