








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5339 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6207 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6327 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5281 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,640,355 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoriXeN | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | SchmiTiii :(( | 57% | 109 |
| #3 | ♛ MUNDO ♛ | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | kobii™ | 54% | 281 |
| #5 | Sm0xy | 52% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kobii™ | 54% | 281 |
| #5 | Sm0xy | 52% | 173 |
| #6 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 52% | 93 |
| #7 | Lum1dus | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | fabimtb | 48% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobii™ | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Sm0xy | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | SchmiTiii :(( | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ♛ MUNDO ♛ | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | fabimtb | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobii™ | 1034 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #2 | Sm0xy | 386 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 239 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | fabimtb | 201 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lum1dus | 199 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seby | +3.19 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | +1.10 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | Lum1dus | +0.98 | 89 | 75 |
| #4 | SchmiTiii :(( | +0.59 | 81 | 55 |
| #5 | MoriXeN | +0.51 | 74 | 63 |





