








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 625 | 41% |
| Smokes | 44 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 670 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 173 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $282,613 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1nto | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | ℌ𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔰 | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Sm0xy | 43% | 117 |
| #5 | kobii™ | 41% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Sm0xy | 43% | 117 |
| #5 | kobii™ | 41% | 101 |
| #6 | ♛ MUNDO ♛ | 40% | 84 |
| #7 | seby | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm0xy | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ♛ MUNDO ♛ | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | kobii™ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ℌ𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔰 | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobii™ | 419 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Sm0xy | 317 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♛ MUNDO ♛ | 198 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | 150 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | m1nto | 51 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hu$tleberrY Finn | +4.85 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | kobii™ | +2.67 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | seby | +2.65 | 94 | 55 |
| #4 | Sm0xy | +2.00 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | m1nto | +0.86 | 75 | 60 |





