








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1979 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1903 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2094 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $890,742 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1919 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krisu ¥ | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | jokuNiko | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | petro | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | -Zubrrit0- | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | JB | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krisu ¥ | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | jokuNiko | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | petro | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | -Zubrrit0- | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | JB | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | 9 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | -Zubrrit0- | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | krisu ¥ | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | petro | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petro | 495 | 0.34 | 15 min |
| #2 | -Zubrrit0- | 243 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | krisu ¥ | 136 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | JB | 66 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | jokuNiko | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Zubrrit0- | +3.25 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | jokuNiko | +2.24 | 44 | 32 |
| #3 | | +1.53 | 78 | 52 |
| #4 | krisu ¥ | +0.96 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | petro | +0.90 | 77 | 73 |





