








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 797 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14443 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9783 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8867 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8588 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,078 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Zubrrit0- | 64% | 105 |
| #2 | JB | 60% | 197 |
| #3 | | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | B4STI4N | 48% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Zubrrit0- | 64% | 105 |
| #2 | JB | 60% | 197 |
| #3 | | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | B4STI4N | 48% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | | 16 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | -Zubrrit0- | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | B4STI4N | 10 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | 327 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | -Zubrrit0- | 316 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | | 270 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | B4STI4N | 215 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Zubrrit0- | +2.80 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | petro | +1.57 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | | +0.13 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | JB | -0.07 | 76 | 45 |
| #5 | B4STI4N | -1.79 | 75 | 56 |





