








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2042 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1829 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1439 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1444 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,355 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Joey | 53% | 19 |
| #7 | dedd | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | mbk | 50% | 10 |
| #9 | d£spair | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | CALL ME JEFF | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXtrelo | 8 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Rews666 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | CALL ME JEFF | 2 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Joey | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ceRo9307♿ | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rews666 | +3.29 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | CALL ME JEFF | +2.96 | 77 | 75 |
| #3 | Joey | +2.35 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | AmyF1sh | +1.47 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | mbk | +1.24 | 86 | 71 |





