








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1240 | 28% |
| Smokes | 782 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1259 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1186 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,214 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArrowpeekSKINS | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Chuppmeister | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | Chrissen Gaming | 64% | 59 |
| #4 | ΓαgєβєαΓ | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Vindyz | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Chuppmeister | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | Chrissen Gaming | 64% | 59 |
| #4 | ΓαgєβєαΓ | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Vindyz | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | 76561198821981612 | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrissen Gaming | 9 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | 76561198821981612 | 4 | 0.0255 |
| #3 | Chuppmeister | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Vindyz | 2 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrissen Gaming | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | ArrowpeekSKINS | 58 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | ΓαgєβєαΓ | 55 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vindyz | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Chuppmeister | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrissen Gaming | +5.53 | 94 | 54 |
| #2 | Vindyz | +5.53 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | ArrowpeekSKINS | +4.68 | 90 | 69 |
| #4 | ΓαgєβєαΓ | +2.20 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | 76561198821981612 | +1.42 | 66 | 46 |





