








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 112 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2884 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2387 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3746 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2556 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,609,341 of utility $299 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tipsen | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | hieorg | 46% | 168 |
| #3 | BluM3nTopF | 44% | 348 |
| #4 | jay | 43% | 138 |
| #5 | Coin | 43% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hieorg | 1050 | 0.30 | 25 min |
| #2 | Coin | 546 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | BluM3nTopF | 503 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | jay | 238 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | CadEt ClUtch PWNer | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tipsen | +5.15 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | hieorg | +2.60 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | r0z0nid | +2.09 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | CadEt ClUtch PWNer | +1.82 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | LuCasn | +1.23 | 43 | 57 |





