








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1709 | 40% |
| Smokes | 235 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1451 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 830 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,901 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapsmart | 38% | 112 |
| #2 | bila fidorka | 30% | 89 |
| #3 | FemboyLover191 | 26% | 38 |
| #4 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 25% | 91 |
| #5 | Nig | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapsmart | 38% | 112 |
| #2 | bila fidorka | 30% | 89 |
| #3 | FemboyLover191 | 26% | 38 |
| #4 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 25% | 91 |
| #5 | Nig | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapsmart | 25 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 24 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | bila fidorka | 20 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | FemboyLover191 | 9 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | Nig | 7 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapsmart | 231 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 190 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | bila fidorka | 136 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | FemboyLover191 | 84 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nig | 70 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapsmart | +1.86 | 71 | 43 |
| #2 | Nig | +1.38 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | maňas EasySkins com | +0.55 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | FemboyLover191 | -0.33 | 93 | 39 |
| #5 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | -6.19 | 23 | 35 |





