








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 346 | 50% |
| Smokes | 109 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 91 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 149 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,193 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁Šʰ𝕄συ𝓛Λ꧂ | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | LEBRONNN_James | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | balls | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | planting autism | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Locke | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LEBRONNN_James | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | balls | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | planting autism | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Locke | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | manas | 26% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manas | 12 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | planting autism | 9 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | balls | 4 | 0.0342 |
| #4 | Locke | 3 | 0.0309 |
| #5 | ꧁Šʰ𝕄συ𝓛Λ꧂ | 2 | 0.0323 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manas | 41 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #2 | planting autism | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ꧁Šʰ𝕄συ𝓛Λ꧂ | 26 | 0.42 | 1 min |
| #4 | balls | 22 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | LEBRONNN_James | 15 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balls | +3.01 | 61 | 45 |
| #2 | LEBRONNN_James | +1.01 | 21 | 38 |
| #3 | ꧁Šʰ𝕄συ𝓛Λ꧂ | +0.82 | 64 | 75 |
| #4 | نيجا EasySkins com | +0.34 | 86 | 34 |
| #5 | manas | -1.29 | 63 | 40 |





