








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 975 | 44% |
| Smokes | 340 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 546 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,360 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ☣Š.M.O.U.L.A☣ | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | maňas EasySkins com | 38% | 112 |
| #5 | bila fidorka | 37% | 35 |
| #6 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 28% | 36 |
| #7 | Nig | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maňas EasySkins com | 28 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 13 | 0.0184 |
| #3 | bila fidorka | 11 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | Nig | 5 | 0.0179 |
| #5 | Nnnicky | 2 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maňas EasySkins com | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 114 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | bila fidorka | 100 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☣Š.M.O.U.L.A☣ | 67 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nig | 62 | 0.22 | 1 min |





