








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2458 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2184 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1691 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1421 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,122 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Donatelo | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | pepofromlepo | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | Leonardo | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | Mr.e_glitch | 46% | 108 |
| #7 | skanas16 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepofromlepo | 377 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Mr.e_glitch | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Leonardo | 46 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | mordenner | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Donatelo | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mordenner | +4.89 | 95 | 52 |
| #2 | Donatelo | +3.41 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | Bracka | +1.66 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | pepofromlepo | +1.16 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | Mr.e_glitch | +0.14 | 56 | 61 |





