








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1598 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1381 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1979 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $577,375 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Leonardo | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | pepofromlepo | 50% | 112 |
| #6 | skanas16 | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | Bracka | 46% | 108 |
| #8 | Donatelo | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bracka | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | pepofromlepo | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | mordenner | 4 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Donatelo | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bracka | 537 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | pepofromlepo | 496 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | Leonardo | 120 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Donatelo | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | mordenner | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mordenner | +6.02 | 94 | 52 |
| #2 | Donatelo | +3.17 | 69 | 36 |
| #3 | skanas16 | +1.03 | 39 | 52 |
| #4 | pepofromlepo | +0.95 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | Bracka | +0.87 | 60 | 66 |





