








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1595 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 62,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14257 | 23% |
| Smokes | 18009 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 14346 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 15471 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,668,848 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smiley (In Gatz We Trust) | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | rx | 47% | 387 |
| #3 | ︻デ 一Awestun | 47% | 383 |
| #4 | Shroodle | 46% | 244 |
| #5 | astra | 46% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smiley (In Gatz We Trust) | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | rx | 47% | 387 |
| #3 | ︻デ 一Awestun | 47% | 383 |
| #4 | Shroodle | 46% | 244 |
| #5 | astra | 46% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rx | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ︻デ 一Awestun | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Shroodle | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | astra | 12 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rx | 893 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | Shroodle | 676 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | astra | 635 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | ︻デ 一Awestun | 510 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #5 | Smiley (In Gatz We Trust) | 102 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | astra | +1.07 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | ZK | +0.79 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Shroodle | +0.69 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | Smiley (In Gatz We Trust) | -0.28 | 70 | 44 |
| #5 | rx | -0.93 | 60 | 56 |





