








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2846 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3803 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3841 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3423 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,295,657 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkankHunt42 | 59% | 76 |
| #2 | shaney | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Redeem | 56% | 77 |
| #4 | nadic | 54% | 182 |
| #5 | Teger | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Redeem | 56% | 77 |
| #4 | nadic | 54% | 182 |
| #5 | Teger | 52% | 31 |
| #6 | LILHEINY | 50% | 48 |
| #7 | Daddy Sachi | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nadic | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Redeem | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | shaney | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | LILHEINY | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | SkankHunt42 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nadic | 529 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Redeem | 333 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | shaney | 176 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Daddy Sachi | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | SkankHunt42 | 63 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redeem | +2.32 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | shaney | +2.20 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | nadic | +1.06 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | Daddy Sachi | +0.96 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | Mr.Llama | -0.24 | 65 | 60 |





