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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 82 | 42% |
| Smokes | 78 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 7 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 29 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,756 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrobine | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | ItsKevin183 | 47% | 60 |
| #3 | Koekra7 | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrobine | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | ItsKevin183 | 47% | 60 |
| #3 | Koekra7 | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsKevin183 | 12 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Koekra7 | 2 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Astrobine | 2 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsKevin183 | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Koekra7 | 24 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Astrobine | 21 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsKevin183 | +2.98 | 78 | 44 |
| #2 | Astrobine | +0.98 | 23 | 33 |
| #3 | Koekra7 | +0.89 | 34 | 47 |
| #4 | niklasbuck62 | GER | -0.15 | 56 | 18 |
| #5 | ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ | -4.92 | 4 | 6 |





