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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 73 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11 | 15% |
| Smokes | 43 | 59% |
| HE Grenades | 11 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,581 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teal | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Koekra7 | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | Galaxysand | 44% | 54 |
| #4 | Astrobine | 41% | 104 |
| #5 | ItsKevin183 | 39% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | [RHSA] moonbear | 37% | 67 |
| #8 | malowilson | 36% | 39 |
| #9 | Crystal Corporal | 32% | 38 |
| #10 | niklasbuck62 | GER | 31% | 16 |
| #11 | Trawets | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrobine | 34 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | ItsKevin183 | 18 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | Crystal Corporal | 17 | 0.0228 |
| #4 | malowilson | 15 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | [RHSA] moonbear | 14 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrobine | 152 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | ItsKevin183 | 114 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Koekra7 | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zenning | 96 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Crystal Corporal | 75 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zenning | +6.34 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | [RHSA] moonbear | +5.89 | 38 | 21 |
| #3 | Astrobine | +4.06 | 25 | 42 |
| #4 | ItsKevin183 | +3.58 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | teal | +3.34 | 35 | 56 |





