








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1015 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1569 | 36% |
| Smokes | 648 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1147 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 957 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,969 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teal | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | niklasbuck62 | GER | 47% | 60 |
| #3 | [RHSA] moonbear | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | Galaxysand | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ | 39% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ | 39% | 51 |
| #6 | Zenning | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | Astrobine | 36% | 55 |
| #8 | Koekra7 | 33% | 42 |
| #9 | malowilson | 21% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrobine | 13 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | [RHSA] moonbear | 9 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | malowilson | 8 | 0.0185 |
| #4 | Koekra7 | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | niklasbuck62 | GER | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrobine | 104 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Koekra7 | 92 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zenning | 76 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | teal | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | niklasbuck62 | GER | 26 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zenning | +5.54 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | ItsKevin183 | +1.43 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | Astrobine | +1.31 | 28 | 33 |
| #4 | teal | +1.13 | 39 | 51 |
| #5 | [RHSA] moonbear | +0.81 | 18 | 10 |





