








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 996 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Esplay | 97 matches | 1,809 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6015 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4862 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3043 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3954 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,031,710 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuTTUzzz | +2.93 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | 𝔭𝔢𝔯̶1̶𝔫𝔤𝔢 | +2.42 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | mirrelito | +1.97 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Frostis™ (איש השלג) | +0.49 | 60 | 79 |
| #5 | 9/11 Was T-Sided | +0.14 | 65 | 58 |





