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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 380 | 25% |
| Smokes | 418 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 361 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 365 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,976 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -b0DEY | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | pluh. | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Peter Griffin | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Olivia Rodrigo | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | keszedek | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pluh. | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Peter Griffin | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Olivia Rodrigo | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | keszedek | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | Kovács Levente Lajos | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -b0DEY | 21 | 0.0357 |
| #2 | pluh. | 8 | 0.0222 |
| #3 | Kovács Levente Lajos | 5 | 0.0255 |
| #4 | Peter Griffin | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -b0DEY | 70 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | pluh. | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Olivia Rodrigo | 21 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kovács Levente Lajos | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | keszedek | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ascended | +6.35 | 88 | 43 |
| #2 | -b0DEY | +5.25 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | pluh. | +2.14 | 66 | 44 |
| #4 | Olivia Rodrigo | -1.84 | 47 | 48 |
| #5 | Kovács Levente Lajos | -4.04 | 34 | 35 |





