








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 871 | 43% |
| Smokes | 189 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 446 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 518 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,351 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA NEGA | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | j.yda | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | NyxGlade | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | naruto bin osman | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | i woohoo ur mother | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB IDK LOL | +2.48 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | NyxGlade | +1.67 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | GIGA NEGA | +0.85 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | naruto bin osman | +0.49 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | i woohoo ur mother | +0.18 | 58 | 53 |





