








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 31% |
| Smokes | 99 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 88 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 118 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,651 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB IDK LOL | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | GIGA NEGA | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | anon_is_anonymus | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | i woohoo ur mother | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | naruto bin osman | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GIGA NEGA | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | anon_is_anonymus | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | i woohoo ur mother | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | naruto bin osman | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | NyxGlade | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB IDK LOL | 1 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NyxGlade | 41 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | naruto bin osman | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | i woohoo ur mother | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | BOB IDK LOL | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | GIGA NEGA | 5 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anon_is_anonymus | +3.63 | 95 | 46 |
| #2 | BOB IDK LOL | +3.25 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | naruto bin osman | +0.82 | 76 | 41 |
| #4 | GIGA NEGA | +0.68 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | NyxGlade | +0.39 | 75 | 59 |





