








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 413 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1155 | 51% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 564 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,384 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | Snailpo | 43% | 115 |
| #3 | AmaBuri Moffle | 39% | 28 |
| #4 | 3STAN | 34% | 29 |
| #5 | ahaddadab | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | Snailpo | 43% | 115 |
| #3 | AmaBuri Moffle | 39% | 28 |
| #4 | 3STAN | 34% | 29 |
| #5 | ahaddadab | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | 15 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | AmaBuri Moffle | 14 | 0.0263 |
| #3 | Snailpo | 9 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | 438 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #2 | Snailpo | 293 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | AmaBuri Moffle | 115 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | 3STAN | 92 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ahaddadab | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | +6.69 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | AmaBuri Moffle | +3.41 | 71 | 33 |
| #3 | 3STAN | +2.47 | 51 | 48 |
| #4 | Snailpo | -1.50 | 21 | 42 |
| #5 | ahaddadab | -2.26 | 43 | 20 |





