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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 890 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2522 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3224 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 753 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 653 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,294 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AmaBuri Moffle | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | ahaddadab | 54% | 125 |
| #4 | 3STAN | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | Matt "Drinkwater" Bevilaqua | 43% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | 329 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #2 | Matt "Drinkwater" Bevilaqua | 158 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | ahaddadab | 135 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | 3STAN | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | AmaBuri Moffle | 127 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ron Baker of Dota 2 | +5.61 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | AmaBuri Moffle | +3.84 | 67 | 40 |
| #3 | 3STAN | +2.36 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | Snailpo | +0.83 | 42 | 53 |
| #5 | ahaddadab | -0.40 | 49 | 26 |





