








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2667 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3979 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2403 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2730 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,166 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 829 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urmuffinsrburnin | 60% | 110 |
| #2 | A Cute Potato | 57% | 145 |
| #3 | RichardCheez | 56% | 99 |
| #4 | simon #jN | 55% | 137 |
| #5 | BebopDeuce | 53% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Cute Potato | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Demise | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | urmuffinsrburnin | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | simon #jN | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | cW senpai | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simon #jN | 704 | 0.26 | 19 min |
| #2 | Demise | 393 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | A Cute Potato | 344 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | azo | 247 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | urmuffinsrburnin | 205 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L9 | +1.71 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | Demise | +1.55 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | azo | +1.09 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | A Cute Potato | +1.08 | 42 | 68 |
| #5 | simon #jN | +0.75 | 60 | 75 |





