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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 185 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14733 | 46% |
| Smokes | 8202 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2560 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 6684 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,866 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 749 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azo | 56% | 139 |
| #2 | L9 | 55% | 137 |
| #3 | Demise | 55% | 139 |
| #4 | RichardCheez | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | cW senpai | 54% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jay | 50% | 42 |
| #7 | D 5.ツ | 50% | 42 |
| #8 | ZEY | 45% | 44 |
| #9 | adam | 39% | 109 |
| #10 | Rocket Appliances | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demise | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | D 5.ツ | 12 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | cW senpai | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | adam | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ZEY | 5 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azo | 546 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | adam | 526 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #3 | Demise | 516 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | cW senpai | 271 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | ZEY | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay | +4.80 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | adam | +2.66 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | ZEY | +2.38 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | azo | +1.58 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | Demise | +1.27 | 75 | 76 |





