








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 375 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1105 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 974 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 687 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,499 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | 74% | 61 |
| #2 | 999 | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | Vince Masuka | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | 777 | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Aki aimbots | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | 74% | 61 |
| #2 | 999 | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | Vince Masuka | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | 777 | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Aki aimbots | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | 14 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Vince Masuka | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | 777 | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | 999 | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Aki aimbots | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | 165 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | 999 | 132 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vince Masuka | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | 777 | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | +5.70 | 59 | 59 |
| #2 | sprx. | +2.94 | 34 | 29 |
| #3 | Aki aimbots | +1.09 | 69 | 25 |
| #4 | 999 | +0.44 | 16 | 44 |
| #5 | Vince Masuka | -0.44 | 32 | 24 |





