








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 447 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6058 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5364 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6058 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4210 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,399 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liru | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Wallu | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | ylamoukkuenjoyer | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | alamoukkuabuser | 51% | 93 |
| #5 | pahaperse | 47% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antz | 29 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | pahaperse | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | masalskis | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | jolky | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | laso | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pahaperse | 659 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | masalskis | 601 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | alamoukkuabuser | 498 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #4 | Antz | 401 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #5 | ylamoukkuenjoyer | 332 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liru | +5.27 | 72 | 77 |
| #2 | ylamoukkuenjoyer | +4.60 | 67 | 76 |
| #3 | Wallu | +3.48 | 60 | 57 |
| #4 | alamoukkuabuser | +2.86 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | pahaperse | +1.94 | 63 | 65 |





