








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1002 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1384 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1144 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 505 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,190 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Серёжа Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝ | 28 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | УКРАИНА НАША | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Botres | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Василий Горгенов | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | john | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Серёжа Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝ | +0.72 | 60 | 60 |
| #2 | Василий Горгенов | +0.61 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | swipemethodman | +0.58 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | УКРАИНА НАША | +0.41 | 66 | 37 |
| #5 | Botres | -0.02 | 56 | 70 |





