








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1268 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1002 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1017 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,301 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 837 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repalena | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | JAAKOPP | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | osk | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Shmuel | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | Tino | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repalena | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | JAAKOPP | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | osk | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Shmuel | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | Tino | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osk | 2 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | JAAKOPP | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAAKOPP | 103 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Shmuel | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Repalena | 29 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | osk | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Tino | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repalena | +4.22 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | Shmuel | +1.90 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | isoaksu ;) | +1.01 | 90 | 61 |
| #4 | osk | +0.61 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | JAAKOPP | +0.07 | 32 | 66 |





