








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1806 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2685 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2108 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1821 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1627 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,511 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 63% | 161 |
| #2 | NewB1e.exe | 57% | 143 |
| #3 | Nanaki | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 63% | 161 |
| #2 | NewB1e.exe | 57% | 143 |
| #3 | Nanaki | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewB1e.exe | 28 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 19 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Nanaki | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 512 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | NewB1e.exe | 464 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Nanaki | 89 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | +1.38 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | +1.38 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Nanaki | +0.10 | 49 | 52 |
| #4 | NewB1e.exe | -0.88 | 66 | 63 |





