








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 463 | 30% |
| Smokes | 54 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 581 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 461 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,031 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewB1e.exe | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | RashidAlNoor | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | SoyateK | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewB1e.exe | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | RashidAlNoor | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | SoyateK | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | NewB1e.exe | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | RashidAlNoor | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | 161 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | 150 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | NewB1e.exe | 99 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoyateK | +1.49 | 57 | 10 |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | +1.06 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | +0.89 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | NewB1e.exe | +0.34 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Nanaki | -0.07 | 50 | 55 |





