








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2086 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1828 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1921 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2060 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $235,255 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewB1e.exe | 71% | 112 |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | 63% | 161 |
| #3 | Nanaki | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewB1e.exe | 71% | 112 |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | 63% | 161 |
| #3 | Nanaki | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewB1e.exe | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Nanaki | 6 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RashidAlNoor | 590 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | NewB1e.exe | 365 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nanaki | 110 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IppoCho ✪ | +1.31 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | RashidAlNoor | +1.31 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | NewB1e.exe | +0.48 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Nanaki | +0.03 | 50 | 54 |





