








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3156 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2666 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2782 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,858 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adr | 47% | 92 |
| #2 | Man1a | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | M4ver1ck | 41% | 109 |
| #4 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | Medio de carne con patatas | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Man1a | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | M4ver1ck | 41% | 109 |
| #4 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | Medio de carne con patatas | 38% | 21 |
| #6 | BroKiSs | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4ver1ck | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Adr | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Man1a | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Medio de carne con patatas | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4ver1ck | 346 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Adr | 67 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Man1a | 45 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | BroKiSs | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man1a | +6.04 | 91 | 32 |
| #2 | M4ver1ck | +4.54 | 47 | 69 |
| #3 | BroKiSs | +1.67 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Adr | -0.51 | 71 | 31 |
| #5 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | -0.60 | 58 | 45 |





