








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13462 | 30% |
| Smokes | 11079 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11683 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9302 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,380,243 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoingYams | 60% | 96 |
| #2 | Peefbaby | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | Dalton | 50% | 205 |
| #4 | Anuc | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | Joe | 50% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoingYams | 60% | 96 |
| #2 | Peefbaby | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | Dalton | 50% | 205 |
| #4 | Anuc | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | Joe | 50% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe | 21 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Peefbaby | 17 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Anuc | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | GoingYams | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Dalton | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoingYams | 319 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Peefbaby | 271 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Joe | 238 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dalton | 28 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | Anuc | 27 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓡicky | +2.04 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | GoingYams | +1.62 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | Peefbaby | +0.85 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | Dalton | -0.61 | 52 | 24 |
| #5 | Anuc | -2.07 | 44 | 26 |





