








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3276 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4151 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2769 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2141 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,147 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anuc | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | Ⓡicky | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | Joe | 53% | 217 |
| #4 | Dalton | 52% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anuc | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | Ⓡicky | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | Joe | 53% | 217 |
| #4 | Dalton | 52% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓡicky | 28 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Joe | 25 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Dalton | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Anuc | 7 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓡicky | 347 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Joe | 243 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dalton | 32 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | Anuc | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓡicky | +4.23 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Peefbaby | +2.04 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | Dalton | +0.38 | 52 | 27 |
| #4 | Anuc | -1.40 | 44 | 30 |
| #5 | Joe | -2.10 | 51 | 49 |





