








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7051 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4466 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4950 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4430 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,645,165 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | me when the | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | Ⓡicky | 60% | 96 |
| #3 | GRMZ | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | myrrhman | 54% | 151 |
| #5 | McFluphyBunny | 54% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | me when the | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | Ⓡicky | 60% | 96 |
| #3 | GRMZ | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | myrrhman | 54% | 151 |
| #5 | McFluphyBunny | 54% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myrrhman | 66 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | McFluphyBunny | 27 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Ⓡicky | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | GRMZ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myrrhman | 485 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ⓡicky | 374 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | McFluphyBunny | 259 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | GRMZ | 194 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | me when the | 130 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | me when the | +2.60 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | GoingYams | +2.07 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | GRMZ | +0.59 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | McFluphyBunny | +0.19 | 66 | 41 |
| #5 | Ⓡicky | -0.17 | 65 | 60 |





