








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3482 | 52% |
| Smokes | 1386 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 985 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,802 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyLuns | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | BelloJuan | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | TouchNe | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyLuns | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | BelloJuan | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | TouchNe | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BelloJuan | 12 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | TouchNe | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BelloJuan | 209 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | 130 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | TouchNe | 60 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ShyLuns | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1nkC4t | +0.90 | 28 | 73 |
| #2 | ShyLuns | +0.64 | 43 | 50 |
| #3 | BelloJuan | +0.52 | 28 | 58 |
| #4 | Scooby-Jew | -1.90 | 26 | 49 |
| #5 | TouchNe | -2.45 | 21 | 49 |





