








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8258 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6477 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3244 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 6623 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,071,075 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORDY | 50% | 117 |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | 48% | 212 |
| #3 | ShyLuns | 47% | 158 |
| #4 | Scooby-Jew | 42% | 91 |
| #5 | Dmrs | 35% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORDY | 50% | 117 |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | 48% | 212 |
| #3 | ShyLuns | 47% | 158 |
| #4 | Scooby-Jew | 42% | 91 |
| #5 | Dmrs | 35% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1nkC4t | 24 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Dmrs | 20 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | JORDY | 16 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Scooby-Jew | 14 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | ShyLuns | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1nkC4t | 732 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | JORDY | 440 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Dmrs | 389 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | ShyLuns | 231 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Scooby-Jew | 230 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyLuns | +1.68 | 41 | 46 |
| #2 | P1nkC4t | +0.56 | 21 | 73 |
| #3 | JORDY | +0.22 | 54 | 42 |
| #4 | BelloJuan | -0.57 | 15 | 57 |
| #5 | Scooby-Jew | -2.56 | 30 | 46 |





