








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 926 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 176 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1890 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2567 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2622 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 281 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,084,222 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 764 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 59% | 155 |
| #2 | SILVER | 50% | 364 |
| #3 | Castean | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | SIRBU | 48% | 225 |
| #5 | MBPAS | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SILVER | 50% | 364 |
| #3 | Castean | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | SIRBU | 48% | 225 |
| #5 | MBPAS | 45% | 44 |
| #6 | 407 | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SILVER | 51 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 35 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | SIRBU | 30 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | MBPAS | 8 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Castean | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SILVER | 1889 | 0.26 | 51 min |
| #2 | SIRBU | 933 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #3 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 574 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #4 | MBPAS | 171 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Castean | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOGAN 1.5dci | +2.14 | 59 | 58 |
| #2 | A LU AUREL | +0.46 | 58 | 33 |
| #3 | SIRBU | -0.33 | 39 | 63 |
| #4 | SILVER | -0.51 | 48 | 70 |
| #5 | MBPAS | -0.61 | 41 | 50 |





