








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11157 | 43% |
| Smokes | 5772 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5538 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3317 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,088 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 53% | 194 |
| #2 | A LU AUREL | 50% | 364 |
| #3 | SIRBU | 50% | 276 |
| #4 | 407 | 43% | 86 |
| #5 | Castean | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | A LU AUREL | 50% | 364 |
| #3 | SIRBU | 50% | 276 |
| #4 | 407 | 43% | 86 |
| #5 | Castean | 42% | 43 |
| #6 | MBPAS | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A LU AUREL | 61 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 48 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | SIRBU | 36 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | MBPAS | 16 | 0.0139 |
| #5 | 407 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIRBU | 1186 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 709 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | A LU AUREL | 360 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | MBPAS | 221 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | 407 | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOGAN 1.5dci | +1.74 | 57 | 56 |
| #2 | A LU AUREL | +0.66 | 58 | 34 |
| #3 | SIRBU | +0.09 | 38 | 62 |
| #4 | SILVER | -0.37 | 47 | 67 |
| #5 | MBPAS | -0.81 | 46 | 51 |





