








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7194 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3986 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4623 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2809 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,742,193 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 57% | 156 |
| #2 | SILVER | 50% | 276 |
| #3 | Castean | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | A LU AUREL | 48% | 225 |
| #5 | MBPAS | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SILVER | 50% | 276 |
| #3 | Castean | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | A LU AUREL | 48% | 225 |
| #5 | MBPAS | 46% | 41 |
| #6 | 407 | 43% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SILVER | 49 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 34 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | A LU AUREL | 33 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | MBPAS | 11 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | 407 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SILVER | 1645 | 0.30 | 46 min |
| #2 | LOGAN 1.5dci | 563 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | A LU AUREL | 226 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | MBPAS | 176 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Castean | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOGAN 1.5dci | +1.67 | 54 | 53 |
| #2 | A LU AUREL | +0.55 | 59 | 32 |
| #3 | SIRBU | +0.07 | 41 | 62 |
| #4 | SILVER | -0.23 | 48 | 71 |
| #5 | MBPAS | -0.87 | 48 | 48 |





