








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 335 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4246 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2870 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2963 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,977 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obamium.com | 82% | 34 |
| #2 | tigerras | 55% | 78 |
| #3 | Martin_Miniafro | 50% | 107 |
| #4 | Ari <3 | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | SanZ | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obamium.com | 82% | 34 |
| #2 | tigerras | 55% | 78 |
| #3 | Martin_Miniafro | 50% | 107 |
| #4 | Ari <3 | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | SanZ | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tigerras | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Martin_Miniafro | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Obamium.com | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | SanZ | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martin_Miniafro | 220 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Obamium.com | 150 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ari <3 | 126 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | SanZ | 90 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | tigerras | 65 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obamium.com | +7.14 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Ari <3 | +3.24 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | st0rms | +1.34 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | tigerras | +0.95 | 51 | 50 |
| #5 | Martin_Miniafro | -1.18 | 39 | 50 |





