








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4432 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2784 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1938 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,405 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tigerras | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | st0rms | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Protagonist | 50% | 70 |
| #4 | SanZ | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | teo | 44% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tigerras | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | st0rms | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Protagonist | 50% | 70 |
| #4 | SanZ | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | teo | 44% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Protagonist | 12 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | teo | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | SanZ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | tigerras | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | st0rms | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Protagonist | 119 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | st0rms | 95 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | teo | 83 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | SanZ | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | tigerras | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ari <3 | +3.32 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | tigerras | +0.65 | 55 | 40 |
| #3 | st0rms | +0.41 | 61 | 54 |
| #4 | teo | -2.31 | 50 | 19 |
| #5 | SanZ | -2.31 | 26 | 71 |





