








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7046 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4717 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2513 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4326 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,771,729 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHUU | 67% | 66 |
| #2 | kalifa | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Solo Q | 59% | 113 |
| #4 | MOJO | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | Phyzical | 58% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raidan | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | RUTHLESS | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | SHUU | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Phyzical | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Solo Q | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raidan | 872 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | MilkManAU | 366 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | RUTHLESS | 292 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Phyzical | 276 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | MOJO | 181 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raidan | +2.44 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | tridiumson | +1.57 | 71 | 45 |
| #3 | MilkManAU | +0.65 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | SecretNep | +0.27 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | kalifa | +0.00 | 75 | 69 |





